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Author Name: Freemetallicacrow 3 Comments
Date Added: January 30, 2007 19:01:31 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Super Jimi -The Epic tale of Jimi Blue-
Super Jimi (The Epic Tale of Jimi Blue) -Episode 1-
"Whats that down the street?" a women points
All heads turn to see
A crooked man stumbling towards them
A deep "Ahhh" forces its way out of his lips
Closer and Closer this man appears
God he walks so slow!
This story will take a hundred years!
"Its a zombie!" a young boy calls out, slapping his forehead "DOH!"
Panic and fear crosses over their faces
From somewhere in the crowd
"I'll save you..." is heard cut off by screams "Its Super Jimi"
All the women cover their children's eyes
For there he stands tall
Hands on his hips
Chest puffed out
Blue cape blowing in the breeze...just like a lower extremity
"Like I was saying, I'll save you from the zombie, just as long as you buy my book [insert shameless self-promotion here]"
"Oh Great! We're doomed" a man mutters
Super Jimi now flustered, strolls over toward the zombie
Being sure to shake his hips as he walked
Hoping that one of the ladies would be checking out his butt
Now face to face with the zombie
Super Jimi opens his mouth to speak and once again is interrupted
But this time by laughter...from the zombie
"And I thought I had the short end of the stick!"
Super Jimi looks down "Its really cold out!" he shouts in anger
Just as the zombie falls to the ground, writhing with laughter
-Tune In Next Time For Another Super Jimi Episode-
Author's Notes:
I've had this idea of writing a Super Jimi Mini-Series floating around in my head, and I was bored at work today, and this kind of poped up, lol
I know its a super easy read, and simple as can be,
but in my mind, it plays like a comic book you see...
See what you've done to me Jimi?
You've got this in me stuck
Theres got to be something you can gimme
This Rhyme....Oh F**k!
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Comment By: FreeFilthy on December 31, 2007 06:42:27 PM Report
LOL! Poor little Jimi, but as a bloke i sympathise about it being cold!
Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on January 31, 2007 12:36:55 PM Report
Too too funny, way to go!


ps: "oh yeah, cold out there in the wind." :op

Comment By: FreeAdri on January 31, 2007 02:21:12 AM Report
LMAO  I know Jim would love this, it is about HIM you know...  (And he is so humble)  lol 
Great write Minxy, I really enjoyed it, and this is so Jim...  lol 
Adri x


PS:  Yeah, yeah, give the ICE COLD winter of Florida the blame...  *wink,wink*  lmao 


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