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Author Name: Freequeens1 1 Comments
Date Added: March 14, 2007 13:03:40 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Not Wearing Green

Not Wearing Green

One bonnie lass refused to wear green,
It clashed with her complexion, so clean.
        The lads all pinched her so,
        She packed her bags to go
To Fairy and had tea with the Queen!
Author's Notes:
For St. Patricks Day
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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on March 16, 2007 06:33:19 PM Report
I do love a good limeric..This is a fine one...Happy St. Patrick's to ya, darlin'

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who carried his balls in a bucket

He put one on the tee

Squared up on the green
He took his best swing

And he struck it.


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