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Author Name: Freequeens1 5 Comments
Date Added: April 15, 2007 13:04:23 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Frog and I
Once a girl had to "go" by a log,
Had a close encounter with a frog,
     With her pants on the ground,
     What a warm place he found,
Aaagh! both she and the frog were agog.
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Glata inspired this limerick.  Thank you!
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeTina Steele on January 19, 2009 04:20:07 PM Report
haha this is so funny. but whats embarrassing is that something similar to this happened to me while out hunting with my brother and i decided to squat behind a tree to go to the bathroom. lol  nice job! :)

Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on April 16, 2007 05:13:58 PM Report
LOL! So very funny! :o)
Comment By: FreeGlata on April 16, 2007 08:48:16 AM Report
OMG!!! Patty, this is sssoooooo funny!!!! You made me laugh my froggy behind off this morning! I'm glad I"m the only one in the office, lol, and pray that no one comes in for a few minutes...so I can pull myself back together and shake that poor frog out of the crack o' me arse!

ROFLMAO!!

Glata

Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on April 15, 2007 08:34:08 PM Report
I LOVE a good limerick, and this is a GREAT one...hee heeeeeeeee....len
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on April 15, 2007 08:00:36 PM Report
I LOVE a good limerick, and this is a GREAT one...hee heeeeeeeee....len




 


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