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Author Name: Freequeens1 4 Comments
Date Added: May 22, 2007 17:05:40 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Low Fashion--limerick
Low Fashion
 
He wore his trousers too low, for sure.
They slipped and he lost his composure.
       By wearing them so low,
       Let his nether cheeks show.
Arrested!  Indecent exposure!
Author's Notes:
After watching the kids try to walk with their crotches at their knees.....:o)
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on May 24, 2007 01:13:38 AM Report
Only part of my crotch reaches my knees. I love that you love limericks..Must be in the genes, kid...len
Comment By: FreeGlata on May 23, 2007 12:13:38 PM Report
What I don't understand is: Why do they want to make everyone they encounter see what their boxers look like??? Why the heck do I care what color they wear! And then, if they're not wearing boxers...I sure as the dickens DON'T want to see their arse!

I wish that every time they attempted to stroll around with their pants that way, someone would take a stick and prod them in the oomph...ya know???

yeah...I'm marking my age, too, lol. But I guess I was always mistakenly led to believe that pats were made to COVER your arse!

Hugs and wry grins...

Glata

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on May 23, 2007 10:34:18 AM Report
oh my....love this.......if that would happen !!!!!   cause it IS  "indecent exposure" and I am definitely showing my age............

 

Lady D

Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on May 23, 2007 03:47:23 AM Report
I think half the builders in the UK look like that normally, maybe they should all be arrested as.well, you are my smile for the morning.




 


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