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Author Name: Freepenfold18 5 Comments
Date Added: July 22, 2007 03:07:39 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Dumpleweed part 2
Is this a can I see before me
Shall I take it to my heart
No I think it might be baked beans
And they will make me fart
Though I'm sure you would not notice
In this lovely atmosphere
Of rotten eggs for breakfast
Passing wind fills us with cheer
My best friend is bacteria
So small he's hard to see
And he can do so many things
Thats why he works for me
He breaks down all the food we eat
So its soft and rather smelly
Then I can sleep all nice and warm
In some one else's welly
For I am the King of Dumpleweed
And I live upon the tip
Where you may dump your rubbish
And I will thrive on it.
Author's Notes:
Well the girls liked the first one so I thought why not.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeGlata on July 24, 2007 10:58:52 AM Report
I'm holding my nose while smiling :o) Very well written, and a real gas!

Hugs and grins...

Glata

Comment By: FreeJoe on July 22, 2007 12:51:55 PM Report
Well the first was fabulous, this brilliant, perfectly done Graham... had me right in there. Joe
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 22, 2007 09:18:51 AM Report
Graham,
Oh My this is just awesome.. I know they will love this one also.. 

 Hugs ~ She Whispers

Comment By: FreeAngel on July 22, 2007 05:46:19 AM Report
Lol this was so funny loved it

 

Love Angelxx

Comment By: FreeChuck on July 22, 2007 04:41:03 AM Report
anyone who can turn a fart into art...is alright with me... nice work!




 


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