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Author Name: Freequeens1 4 Comments
Date Added: September 07, 2007 13:09:20 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Limerick for Lazy Bum
There once was a cat named Lazy Bum, Who made lots of messes and then some,      Had it made in the shade,      With his personal maid, And people say animals are dumb!
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Inspired by Glata's poem "Lazy Bum" at
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Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on September 24, 2007 01:46:40 PM Report
Redifines what it means to be 'master' and 'pet'. LOL :o)
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on September 19, 2007 07:05:37 PM Report
Hee hee...All cats spend 80% of their lives napping..What a great gig, they have, huh?...len
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on September 19, 2007 07:05:33 PM Report
Hee hee...Al cats spend 80% of their lives napping..What a great gig, they have, huh?...len
Comment By: PremiumGlata on September 7, 2007 01:56:34 PM Report
OMG Patty this is priceless!!! I love it! And boy, how you nailed it! I should have been born a cat!

Hugs and thanks for the giggles!



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