10 awful costumes and where you never wanna wear them.
1. President Bush-
Where-An anti-war Halloween bash
2. A ghost-
Where-At a funeral being held on Halloween at the local graveyard
3. Paris Hilton-
Where-A Halloween party being hosted by Mensa
4. Michael Jackson-
Where-A daycare center's Halloween bash
5. Britney Spears-
Where-Kevin Federline's Halloween party
6. The only black guy in your hood to dress up as one of the KKK.
7. A nudist-
Where-Your uptight soon to be in-laws annual Halloween party
8. Hannah Montanna-
Where-A secret child molester Halloween bash
Where-Your local church's Halloween holiday social
10. A giant pumpkin-
Where-A giant pumpkin carving contest party being hosted by the
local mental hospital.