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Author Name: Premiumwordsworthswords 7 Comments
Date Added: November 16, 2007 11:11:47 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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THE SPIDER AND THE FROG
The spider and the frog
were both from the bog.
One day in the fog
the two met on a log.
The frog was hungry like a hog,
and ate that spider on the log.
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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on November 23, 2007 06:15:31 PM Report
This brings a tear to my eye, Joe...Poor spider!!!!...Cleverly rhymed, my man...I got a kick out of this....len
Comment By: FreeGlata on November 17, 2007 12:16:22 PM Report
LOL ok, ok!!! You and Henry win!!!! LMAO

Cute one, but in this case, it would really suck to be that spider!

Hugs and grins...

Glata

Comment By: ModeratorHenry M. on November 17, 2007 09:27:51 AM Report
This poem had lines that were nice

But next time you should think twice

Write just a few lines about mice

And how they're driven crazy by lice!

 

Put that in your nursery rhymes and smoke it!! LOL, good thought on this one Joe.  Henry

Comment By: Freeb doneff on November 17, 2007 01:11:32 AM Report
Oh Joe., this is unfinished...did he belch afterwards? Or did he go for a jog?  Fell like he'd been flogged? And that secoond line might be better if you added that they wanted to blog..but all in all it was a powerful piece dictated by such silliness that I can't really comment only to say it was good fun and made me silly too!
b
Comment By: FreeAngel on November 16, 2007 01:04:53 PM Report
Bit like the sharks who eat the prawns lol.

 

Thanks for the laughter

 

Me needed it

 

Love Angelxx

Comment By: FreeCandy on November 16, 2007 12:18:15 PM Report
lol well good one less spider! and lmao to pauls comment!
Comment By: PremiumPaul on November 16, 2007 11:48:10 AM Report
Ah this was fun it brought a smile to my face.

It reminds me, way back in the day when I was sitting in the fog on a log eating spiders...except it wasn't spiders it was chicken tortelini, and it wasn't in the fog it was in an Italian restaurant called Italianni's, and I wasn't sitting on a log , it was a chair. In fact, it wasn't even me, it was someone else because I don't even remember this ever happening.

 

lol - I must of had a moment of insanity

Have a good one, Joe

 

Paul  

 





 


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