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Author Name: Freewritelady 7 Comments
Date Added: November 25, 2007 07:11:00 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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To Write, or Clean the Loo
I sit here all thumbs at the keyboard,
as writing escapes me still;
the words are all jumbled to hell wouldn't have it,
and I've just about had my fill!

I used to be fluent, and be full of wit;
Simply sit down and spew forth a write.
But alas, the skills have all turned to shit,
no matter the will or the fight.

I figured, hey try it! Now go have a go,
yet nothing comes out, wouldn't you know.
I seek an emotion or thought for the day,
even dismal will do, for something to say.
But no, oh no, the block is too square
as I sit here in nothing but pink underwear.

Well I'll try tomorrow, all good poets say
afterall, tomorrow is still another day!
Well be damned tomorrow, and be damned this brain,
all of my words have been sucked down the drain!

So I sit here all cold and bed hair  askew
with my poetry gone, what's a girl to do?
Perhaps I'll take myself back to the bed,
let the words for awhile, float round in my head.

And maybe, just maybe, when I rise once more,
There'll be some little write for someone to explore.
And if there isn't, I'll find something to do,
if all else fails, I'll go clean the loo...

Author's Notes:
egads, has housework taken over her mind? WILL she ever open the dictionary again? And, (da, da dahhhhhhhhh scarey music) will the loo outlast another scrubbing???
This isn't witer's block, it is writer's purgatory, and I for one, am sick of it! lol
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Comment By: FreeAngel on December 8, 2007 04:28:45 PM Report
As it is B the words sometimes flow well others go down the pan lol






Love Angelxx

Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on November 25, 2007 05:58:08 PM Report
You came up[ with a great write on not being able to write, kid...Something doesn't make sense to me about thatm but I can't put my finger on it... We don't always have something to say. The thing to do, I think, is just not worry about it. Inspiration may take vacations, but talent never does...len
Comment By: FreeZyskandar A Jaimot on November 25, 2007 10:01:12 AM Report
TO WL - enjoyed this i often COMPOSE/or is that DEPOSIT my best when on the loo thanks for sharing zaj
Comment By: PremiumDavid Turner on November 25, 2007 09:31:58 AM Report
How about I give you a daily topic or thought Barbie?


For this week try:-


The advent of some great event. (of Christmas?)


write a sonnet to your eyebrows  ! From As You Like It Act 2, Scene 7

And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow.


The first snow of winter


Using as the first line:-


Through my window I did see



Happy Writing





Comment By: FreeHenry M. on November 25, 2007 09:08:22 AM Report
I sympathize with your writers block Barbie, but the pink underwear has my interest piqued!

So before you go to clean the loo, may I check them out to see if anything leaked!


 LOL, for someone with writer's block, this turned out great BB.   Henry

Comment By: FreeGlata on November 25, 2007 08:47:20 AM Report
LMAO girl, only YOU could write about writer's block and pink underwear in the same write!!! Don't give up...focus on those pink drawers ;o) and I know you'll have something to write about!

Love ya gal...Bed  hair and all, lol, 'cause mine matches it!

lol cat - let there be jazz


Comment By: Premiumlionheart on November 25, 2007 07:06:18 AM Report
awwwwwwww...write about something,

somebody you, Jose, animals, etc  .

Its there honey, its there.

Waiting on another masterpiece, however long it takes.


Richard xo


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