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Date Added: January 08, 2008 06:01:46 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Gathering.
I have an awful headache
A monster If you may
My brain is trickling down my neck
And turning to decay
The drums they are a pounding
From the left side to the right
And when I looked into the mirror
It was not a pretty sight
I had eyes like bloodied road maps
Akin to piss holes in the snow
And the image would not focus
It kept swaying to and fro
What is that thing thats in my mouth
A furry swollen chunk
I hope to hell that it is dead
It tastes just like a skunk
The memory's rather hazy
I've got to get a grip
If I can't remember where I was
I'm really in the shit
Ah yes it was a gathering
Old mates and some were new
All bikers on a night out
I think Womble ate my shoe
Some one dancing on the bar
Like some demented flea
Half naked wearing leather boots
God I hope it was'nt me
I'll never touch another drop
Though thats been said before
And make my way back home again
If I can just get off the floor
Another year has come and gone
So fast its just a blur
And to all my freinds on CP
I wish you all a Happy New Year.
 
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeStephen Owen AKA Passion Hawk on January 21, 2008 06:22:19 AM Report
this was brilliant Graeme,so funy,cheered me up bigtime,what a genius you are m8,have a nice day,steve
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on January 12, 2008 08:45:48 AM Report
excellento!!!

Laughed all the way through  sounds like a good night was had by all

 

Ali x

Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on January 11, 2008 01:14:53 PM Report
LOL! Very funny Graham, Joe
Comment By: FreeAngel on January 10, 2008 06:59:24 AM Report
Thanks for the laughter so funny all the best hun

 

Love Angelxx

Comment By: PremiumKathy Lockhart on January 9, 2008 10:09:13 AM Report
this is full of some very vivid imagery Graham. Your discriptions so alive I felt them, saw them, smelled them and even heard those pounding drums. Ouch! A very clever and humorous poem welcoming in the New Year. : D

kathy

Comment By: FreeJeff on January 9, 2008 09:00:51 AM Report
Loved this Graham...

The rhyme was flewless.

 

Jeff

Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on January 8, 2008 06:16:41 PM Report
I hope you had a good time and no cops come knocking at your door...Clever ryhming, Graham..Have a great year...len
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on January 8, 2008 11:30:13 AM Report
 Sir Graham,
 You two just can't go where with out being just party animals...((Smiless... On the tables dancing half naked with them black boots!!God I wish I had been there a funny sight I know... Womble must really be a wild man!!  I know you must have had a ball...But the next morning..ough!! Where is that bottle of Headache medicine!! I love this ... You know woman love them Bad boys there so much fun!! 
Texas  Hugs ~and LOve ~ She Whispers


Comment By: FreeAdri on January 8, 2008 07:08:36 AM Report
LOL  That is so cool.  Luckily, the New Years Party only happens once a year.
Crazy and cool write.  We all know about THOSE evenings.  Or rather, wish we could forget about those evenings. 
Adri x

Comment By: FreeGlata on January 8, 2008 06:35:57 AM Report
Graham!!! You WERE the one dancing on the bar, I hate to be the one to  break it to you....and Womble...well, he's got  a lot of explaining to do, as everyone is  missing at least ONE shoe...and I think he got BOTH of mine!

LMAO this was just absolutely TOO funny, and I can see it happening. Thank you for starting my  early  morning off with such a giggle! You're a word wizard, for certain!

Hugs and giggles....and headache remedies!

Glata





 


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