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Date Added: March 05, 2008 08:03:50 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Ode To The 2nd Earl Of Rochester.
They said he was a Libertine
John Wilmot was his name
No sex was safe or in between
He had no sense of shame
The second Earl as he was known
For King Charles an eager friend
His wit he wrote about the throne
As was the courtly trend
Actor, Poet, Gadavant
His life was full of tricks
He wrote of dildo's stuffed in pants
And various others pricks
One day he over stepped the mark
To make King Charles a fool
Which really wasn't very smart
As Charles could be quite cruel
And so he fled the city life
Gave up the Merry Gang
To settle with a country wife
He had no wish to hang
He changed his name to Bendo
And as a Doctor plied his trade
But he couldn't change his ego
And chased after pretty maids
A hectic life you must agree
Most spent in sexual bliss
At the ripe old age of thirty three
He died of syphilis
Author's Notes:
Most widely known for his satirical works and his debauchery which supposedly started at the age of twelve and escalated he was also decorated for bravery at the Battle of Vagen in 1665,he married Elizabeth Malet but also had many mistresses including Elizabeth Barry who later became a famous actress after his tutoring, he became so ravaged by syphilis that he lost his nose and wore a silver plate to cover the hole and thick makeup to cover his skin.
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Comment By: FreeAngel on March 13, 2008 02:57:37 PM Report
Never had condoms in them days. You spread it around and this is what happens. Poor soul to die with that horrid



Fantastic write

Comment By: FreeDeAnna on March 5, 2008 03:40:40 PM Report
  He got what he got when he couldnt keep his, um, head  in the right place- (LOL)

   Poor guy,  great write though!  DeAnna

Comment By: Premiumlionheart on March 5, 2008 12:01:36 PM Report
I wonder if his later sexual partners enjoyed kissing a noseless face?


Interesting write,



Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on March 5, 2008 09:53:12 AM Report
Sir Graham,
 My goodness what a story this is .. a man after all the woman.. I guess he just could'nt get enough... Sexaholic I persume... poor chap...
A horrible way to die..
 Great story though.....
 Hugs  ~ She Whispers

Comment By: FreeGlata on March 5, 2008 08:36:10 AM Report
Makes me think of that song, "Lookin' for Love in all the Wrong Places"!!!!  Fantastic work, Graham, as always...Gave me a giggle along with a shiver...Sure, he got what he deserved, but I still have to say...Poor fella!

Hugs to ya!



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