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Date Added: March 05, 2008 08:03:50 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Ode To The 2nd Earl Of Rochester.
They said he was a Libertine John Wilmot was his name No sex was safe or in between He had no sense of shame    The second Earl as he was known For King Charles an eager friend His wit he wrote about the throne As was the courtly trend   Actor, Poet, Gadavant His life was full of tricks He wrote of dildo's stuffed in pants And various others pricks    One day he over stepped the mark To make King Charles a fool Which really wasn't very smart As Charles could be quite cruel   And so he fled the city life Gave up the Merry Gang To settle with a country wife He had no wish to hang   He changed his name to Bendo And as a Doctor plied his trade But he couldn't change his ego And chased after pretty maids   A hectic life you must agree Most spent in sexual bliss At the ripe old age of thirty three He died of syphilis    
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Most widely known for his satirical works and his debauchery which supposedly started at the age of twelve and escalated he was also decorated for bravery at the Battle of Vagen in 1665,he married Elizabeth Malet but also had many mistresses including Elizabeth Barry who later became a famous actress after his tutoring, he became so ravaged by syphilis that he lost his nose and wore a silver plate to cover the hole and thick makeup to cover his skin.
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Comment By: FreeAngel on March 13, 2008 02:57:37 PM Report
Never had condoms in them days. You spread it around and this is what happens. Poor soul to die with that horrid



Fantastic write

Comment By: FreeDeAnna on March 5, 2008 03:40:40 PM Report
  He got what he got when he couldnt keep his, um, head  in the right place- (LOL)

   Poor guy,  great write though!  DeAnna

Comment By: Premiumlionheart on March 5, 2008 12:01:36 PM Report
I wonder if his later sexual partners enjoyed kissing a noseless face?


Interesting write,



Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on March 5, 2008 09:53:12 AM Report
Sir Graham,
 My goodness what a story this is .. a man after all the woman.. I guess he just could'nt get enough... Sexaholic I persume... poor chap...
A horrible way to die..
 Great story though.....
 Hugs  ~ She Whispers

Comment By: FreeGlata on March 5, 2008 08:36:10 AM Report
Makes me think of that song, "Lookin' for Love in all the Wrong Places"!!!!  Fantastic work, Graham, as always...Gave me a giggle along with a shiver...Sure, he got what he deserved, but I still have to say...Poor fella!

Hugs to ya!



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