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Author Name: FreeLaPoeta 10 Comments
Date Added: April 17, 2008 15:04:30 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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My Dog

My dog has fleas

And he donít care

He scratches like crazy

And decided to share

Some how they got

In my underwear

Iím scratching like crazy

And people stare

Now I got fleas

And my dog donít care

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on June 24, 2008 05:05:24 PM Report
When You lay down with the Dawgs You wind up with the Fleas!
Great Humor!
Fletch

Comment By: FreeMoon Fairy on April 22, 2008 12:19:33 AM Report
Witty-witty ..hehe enjoyed, thank you for the smile.
~Tracie

Comment By: FreeAminath Agleema on April 20, 2008 11:57:45 AM Report
heheheh cute
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on April 19, 2008 10:47:40 PM Report
What a generous pooch...this is what sharing is all about! *smiles*

 

~Barbara~

Comment By: FreeLorraina on April 18, 2008 05:03:26 PM Report
Had to grin at this Steve. Remind me of my dog playing ball  with a hedgehog!! talk about fleas

they were the size if mice>>  Great poem    Lorraina

Comment By: Freeb doneff on April 18, 2008 08:51:47 AM Report
LOL, welllllllllll, let's see..best go buy some flea dip, and you and the dog hop in the tub, lol..oh dear, that will never do! Feeding the dog a yeast tablet helps repel them, after you get rid of them first. As for you, and that um, public scratching? It wouldn't bother me nearly as much as all the wedgies I see! lol..blood sucking little devils fleas are, and the larvae? ewwwwwwwwww! Hope ya get some help there Steve, lol..
b

Comment By: FreeGlata on April 18, 2008 07:17:57 AM Report
LMAO!!!! Steve, this is GREAT! In our case it was our cat that had fleas...after my ankles became a buffet I decided that something had to give! It was either get rid of the fleas or get rid of the cat AND the fleas...So far the  cat has survived ;o)  I think he thought it fitting justice that we all get nibbled on while he was being eaten alive.

Uh...Calamine lotion maybe? For you, that is...or hydrocortizone creme. Advantix for the pooch and a powerful carpet/furniture spray for the house...Fleas can be worse than roaches when they get a foot hold in your house!

(grins) careful about scratching pubic in public...tends to make people wonder what sort  of disease you might be scratching at!!! LOL

Cute little ditty  :o)

hugs...and a flea repellent!

Glata

Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on April 18, 2008 12:07:40 AM Report
Steve,
 This as cute as it can be... Dogs don't care.. they just scratch!!
 Hugs ~ She Whispers

Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on April 17, 2008 07:27:27 PM Report
Hee hee..I'm likin' ya better all the time, Steve... :o)...len
Comment By: FreeAngel on April 17, 2008 04:01:50 PM Report
Could be worse and be crabs sorry couldent resist....A real funny write

 

Great

 

Love Angelxx





 


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