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Author Name: FreeLen 39 Comments
Date Added: April 30, 2008 22:04:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Category: Topic Of The Week/Favorite Things 04/27/08-05/03/08 Add To Favorites | Text Only
~A Few of My Favorite Things~

Hot dogs with whipped cream
or frogs in a blender
Torturing puppies
when I'm on a bender

Drop-kicking nuns off
a cliff while they scream

These are a few of my favorite things....

Internet sex with
fat women in prison
Wringing the necks of
a coop full of chickens

Popping your bubble
and stomping your dreams

These are a few of my favorite things...


When I'm feeling blue
 I find someone to screw

Then I don't feel....

so baaaaaaad :o)

Author's Notes:

Haven't done topic of the week for awhile... :o)

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Comment By: PremiumMerv on June 13, 2012 02:40:15 PM Report

Great write. Helped brighten up a day that started out a little on the gloomy side.


Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on July 21, 2010 12:55:29 PM Report
Damn!  I just rambled over here to the Library and BAM!!  Outta' the shutes comes this gem~!!  Geez, now 41 comments, my lovin' DM~!!  THIS is PRICELESS~!! And, I, like the others will hum this today....What a rush~!  You are the gutsy one of the site..and I ADMIRE the hell outta' ya'~!!....Best topic of the week I have read~!  CONGRATZ on the polished hubcap, too~!
Your friend in the streets.....Margaret....

Comment By: FreeHannah Mae on August 19, 2009 07:42:50 PM Report
I just re-read this, realized I had forgotten all about it, and laughed at it so hard my mom came over, read it, and she thought it was hilarious, too. Still love it :)



Comment By: Freekatlyn on June 13, 2009 11:47:50 PM Report
haha very good , love it very much...
Comment By: FreeEllis Beck on April 7, 2009 06:54:41 PM Report
Lol.......very very funny


good job



Comment By: Freeguest_writer on December 21, 2008 05:57:00 PM Report
i was singing this while reading. funny poem.
Comment By: FreeRobert Smith on December 15, 2008 09:06:04 PM Report
Your days must drag by - I'll be singing this at work I bet, real treat to read and easy to see why it won - Rob
Comment By: FreeIngwa on October 20, 2008 02:33:32 AM Report
Hah! Bud you certainly know how to mince your words...NOT! A great mix of words to dance upon my ears. Joyous and fun. Great job pard.

Comment By: FreeFilthy on July 24, 2008 05:39:24 PM Report
I don't think i've read anything that deserved an award as much as this! He-he.
Comment By: FreeStar on July 4, 2008 06:35:43 PM Report


You always manage to put a smile on my face..

This is too funny



Comment By: FreeCathy on June 12, 2008 03:24:00 PM Report
Lol this so wonderful congratulations on the award so so deserved it


Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on June 12, 2008 01:37:50 PM Report
OMG NOBODY and I mean NOBODY makes me laugh like you. You are outrageous in every way. I LOVE it
Ali xox

Comment By: Premiumjohn j. carey on June 5, 2008 05:52:29 AM Report
Len, congrats on getting this great award. great writing.john
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on May 26, 2008 01:25:38 AM Report
What the!! I turn my head for a minute and you are writing "Topic of the Week" and winning Featured Poem awards!!! Just what kind of frogs are in that blender?


This is so YOU...crazy funny Lenny! I'll bet those women in prison are hot to go huh...lucky score man, they probably like the hot dogs with whipped cream too! *wink*


Keep surprising me mate..I love know it keeps my blood moving. Get near my bubble though and I'll hurt you bad! With any luck I'll go to prison and we can hook up! *lol*


Congratulations man! =))


~Barbara~ *getting on the loony train with Len*

Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on May 14, 2008 05:52:43 PM Report
Congratulations on the win!!!! I always knew you had a sick mind, but this just proved it all the more.

Comment By: FreeSteve on May 14, 2008 10:10:09 AM Report

Len,  you have bared your soul on this write or maybe you bared your ass and mooned everybody.  Either way,  Congratulations.

Comment By: FreeMoon Fairy on May 13, 2008 07:45:02 AM Report
Congratulations Len, this was a true winner =o)

Comment By: TrialAnn on May 12, 2008 09:24:26 PM Report
Len, I'll never be able to watch The Sound of Music again without thinking of you. Richard and I had a good laugh about this one.   Ann and RTC....
Comment By: FreeJoe Petro on May 12, 2008 06:00:19 PM Report
I haven't been around much lately, life getting in the way. But a visit to your page always perks me up and brings a laugh. For creativity and my kind of humor I give you an A Plus with a Smiley Face sticker. Congrats my friend. jp
Comment By: FreeRoger Bacon on May 12, 2008 03:32:17 PM Report
I always try to stay away from rhyming 'blue' because the well worn out rhymes always appear like true, new, flew, etc, but may have to revisit that after seeing 'screw' hook up with blue.


Congrats on your featured prize.  I now understand why the judges never consider my work for recognition around here.   Keep these coming!

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on May 12, 2008 10:52:00 AM Report
Len:  well this super write does deserve the Feature Poem Award.  You should submit more for the award.


Lady D

Comment By: FreeQuiltingLady on May 12, 2008 04:46:55 AM Report
Congratulations, Mr. len!  Hilarious, you are one of my favorite writers.


Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on May 12, 2008 04:44:47 AM Report
I stopped reading these a long time ago, but when I saw the title on the side bar here, I had to come by and say congrats Len. This is so well deserved here, Joe
Comment By: PremiumMary Lou Allen on May 2, 2008 05:46:27 PM Report
Ummm. Yes. Well. I can see why. Wise decision. What ever made you change your mind? ML
Comment By: FreeLorraina on May 2, 2008 11:12:48 AM Report
You know me Len tell's it like it is....Don't do topic of the week   (Grin)   C
Comment By: FreeCindy Bendel on May 1, 2008 11:18:03 PM Report
*snorts* thanks for the laughs....i almost peed my pants lol

~cin xo

Comment By: Premiumlionheart on May 1, 2008 10:15:35 PM Report
I think I'm gonna hurl.



Comment By: FreeThe Mystic Poet on May 1, 2008 08:55:27 PM Report

wow, this was a riot! You just keep geting better ol'bean!

Comment By: FreeHannah Mae on May 1, 2008 08:49:36 PM Report
Oh my land!! you're a horrible person, lol :)


Funny as all get out, though!



Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on May 1, 2008 07:57:57 PM Report
 May I ask in school were you the glown of the class??
Or does all of this come from such a wicked mind?? Either way I have said before.. Only you my friend only you would be this brilliant...with such specfic words to make us laugh... Lol
 Hugs ~ She Whispers

Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on May 1, 2008 04:17:07 PM Report
Comment By: Freejohn carter on May 1, 2008 04:16:50 PM Report
Hi Len, I have had my doubts for a while but this confirmed it. You are a total genius my friend. I haven't laughed so much in a long time. lol


Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on May 1, 2008 11:52:50 AM Report
Laugh riot , buddy, a total laugh riot! ROFLOL!!
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on May 1, 2008 11:07:40 AM Report
Len:  I bet the list of things you DIDNT POST is really "far out"!!!  GREAT post, Len


Lady D

Comment By: Freeb doneff on May 1, 2008 09:39:23 AM Report
OMGGGGGGGG! Len, I will have this tune in my head all day now. What an absolute riot you are, and this was. Oh helll, I too can see Julie Andrews in all her glory singing this..funniest thing I've read for quite awhile...and by the way, I posted! lmao...
and I need some music for it, lol..

Comment By: FreeSteve on May 1, 2008 08:59:07 AM Report

Len, I have read a lot of your stuff, but this could be the best.  By the second line I said “What” and laughed all the way to the end.   This is the most irreverent and funny thing I have read on this site.  You should do the Topic of the Week more often. 



Comment By: FreeAmy on May 1, 2008 08:54:40 AM Report
LMAO! This was too funny. My favorite line was the nuns going off the cliff.

Comment By: FreeMoon Fairy on May 1, 2008 07:06:42 AM Report
LMAO~Your so bad! =o)

Comment By: Freenoah count on May 1, 2008 06:52:27 AM Report
Now, please understand, I don't laugh much anymore, but the ol' lady just called upstairs to ask, "What's so god-damned funny?"; I couldn't answer.


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