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Author Name: Freejohncarter 6 Comments
Date Added: June 10, 2008 12:06:38 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Monkey in my wardrobe

Monkey in my wardrobe


Thereís a monkey in my wardrobe
Who will not let me sleep
Heís trying all my clothes on
He really looks quite neat.
He has a friend a crocodile
Who lays beneath my bed
Sometimes he gets so snappy
He tries to bite my leg.
Last of all thereís spider
A nasty piece of work
Heís creepy crawly scary
And makes me go berserk.
I try to sleep with one eye closed
The other standing guard
But to spot that cheeky monkey
Is proving very hard.
Perhaps he is not there at all
The crocodile just fun
But I think the spiderís real enough
According to my Mum.


Author's Notes:

For Beth and her Mum. A woodlouse tastes better with ketchup lol

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Comment By: PremiumGlata on June 11, 2008 06:09:42 AM Report
A monkey in the closet is far FAR better than a monster! LOL I think Godzilla lives in mine...sighs...

Cute little write, and I can see that Chelle loves it :o) Her daughter is sure to adore it!



Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on June 10, 2008 03:35:37 PM Report
This is adorable to say the least... something to keep always... precious this poem for her..
Hugs ~ She Whisper s

Comment By: Premiumlionheart on June 10, 2008 02:57:56 PM Report
This is the kind of writing that will be a treasure   

for that little child as long as she lives.




Comment By: FreeAngel on June 10, 2008 02:24:35 PM Report
Very funny John. I am sure the little girl will love it as much as we did




Love Angelxx

Comment By: Freenicholas on June 10, 2008 01:48:48 PM Report
very funny lol



Comment By: FreeSteve on June 10, 2008 01:04:13 PM Report
Strange, I have one of those monkeys in my closet too.  Very original and funny.


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