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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: July 16, 2008 21:07:41 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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These damn laxatives
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.
I just learned something and I'm so embarrassed.
These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass.
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Comment By: FreeCathy on July 17, 2008 09:26:17 AM Report
lol oh my god you are just too funny I really loved this excellent and so humorous loved every word

Comment By: FreeTweek on July 16, 2008 09:27:12 PM Report
This is the best thing I've read all freaking day.
Quite possibly all year.
I love it.


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