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Author Name: Freejohncarter 5 Comments
Date Added: July 17, 2008 07:07:22 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Zen for all men

A Zen for all men

 

When leaking from a tender spot
Trapped inside a zipper
Find pain and joy in the release
Of the humble toe nail clipper.
Author's Notes:
This happened to me once and that was the only way out. lol ouch!!!
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeAngel on July 17, 2008 04:10:45 PM Report
Painful Joe careful pulling up them flies in future

 

Great write cant help but laugh love

Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 17, 2008 08:57:17 AM Report
John,
 Between Steve and you with your great poems you have  me in stitches this morning with smiles and laughter... Poor Baby I know it must really hurt bring tears to your eyes... You just have to slow down and not get in a hurry
(( Wink Wink 
 HUgs ~ She Whispers

Comment By: FreeCathy on July 17, 2008 08:33:41 AM Report
LMAO lol you are just to funny but man ouch is right keep  your eyes on what is important so you don't loose it lol
.....hugs Cathy

Comment By: FreeSteve on July 17, 2008 08:11:18 AM Report
I just won't let that image get in my head John.  :-0
Comment By: FreeAdri on July 17, 2008 08:09:52 AM Report
LMAO!  I know it is painful, as illustrated in the movie, "There is something about Mary" but it is still funny, especially as you describe it here.  LOL 
Adri x





 


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