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Author Name: Freejohncarter 5 Comments
Date Added: July 18, 2008 11:07:11 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Hercules What a Woman

Hercules What a Woman

 

She took me down the stony pass
Just like a mountain goat
I asked of her intentions
The words stuck in my throat.
 
She tossed aside the boulders
That lay within our path
She had such Herculean shoulders
But really please donít laugh.
 
She put the fear of God in me
So plainly you can see
The only thing that saved me
She didnít see the tree!

 

Author's Notes:
I shouldn't read Steve's funny stuff lol. It is inspiring though. Disclaimer. She never woke up and caught me the bruises were self inflicted lol
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Comments:
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on July 19, 2008 01:31:58 PM Report
LOL! I work at Gold's Gym John, there are a couple of women here who could throw boulders. LOL!  Terrific and funny write, Joe
Comment By: FreeCathy on July 18, 2008 03:24:08 PM Report
lol  your are just too funny both of you just keep me laughing thanks for that keep them coming love them lol
........hugs Cathy

Comment By: FreeAngel on July 18, 2008 02:21:17 PM Report
So funny brilliant really enjoyed

 

Love Angelxx

Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 18, 2008 02:18:44 PM Report
Oh, I do love this....don't admit a thing.... you two are something else... Wonderful story... I love this perhaps part two???
 Hugs ~ She Whispers

Comment By: FreeAdri on July 18, 2008 11:46:26 AM Report
LOL  This is hilarious!  The two of you are funny as can be! 
Good one! 
Adri x





 


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