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Author Name: Freejohncarter 6 Comments
Date Added: July 19, 2008 08:07:17 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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She placed the needles firm and true
In all my sensitive spots
And lit me like a birthday cake
Then walked away and forgot.
The candles burning ever lower
Gave off a nasty smell
I guess it could be me that burns
Welcome, to acupuncture HELL!
Author's Notes:
I will leave you with this happy thought
When your'e looking for a cure
Don't get the Nurse that i got
For she will leave, for sure.
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Comment By: FreeMicky McMaster on July 20, 2008 07:22:27 AM Report
hmm...sure killed that fantasy,John

Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 19, 2008 08:41:32 PM Report
Sounds like something that would take som getting use too!! I hope your better now??
 Hugs ~ She Whispers

Comment By: FreeSteve on July 19, 2008 11:04:09 AM Report
Sounds like a very unusual experience.
Comment By: FreeAngel on July 19, 2008 10:22:39 AM Report
Had it done many times and it works. It is the incense burning lol and it heats the needles to assist in healing. Mine left me to must be the same nurse ha ha



Love Angelxx

Comment By: FreeAdri on July 19, 2008 08:54:06 AM Report
LOL Poor you.  Did you recover totally?  It does work sometimes I have heard. 
I presume enough of needles for now...  ;o)
Great write
Adri x

Comment By: FreeCathy on July 19, 2008 08:16:50 AM Report
lol your to funny for sure someone suggested to me to get acupunture I hate needles so that will never be on my agenda and more so now lol thanks for the laugh
.......hugs Cathy


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