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Author Name: Freequeens1 10 Comments
Date Added: August 26, 2008 10:08:51 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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'Round Midnight at the Farmer's Market
At the Farmerís Market around midnight,
after the customers had left the scene,
the bananas and plantains had a fight.
The battle was hot enough to incite
the peaches to feud with the nectarines
at the Farmerís Market around midnight.
The arena was a slippery sight,
lemon referees kept them from browning,
the bananas and plantains had a fight.
The pineapples got in a few good bites,
the black and blueberries were bruised and mean
at the Farmerís Market around midnight.
The honeydew melons went white with fright
and cherries, the innocents, in between
the bananas and plantains had a fight.
The debate rages on, no end in sight
of apples and oranges, which oneís queen.
At the Farmerís Market around midnight
the bananas and plantains had a fight.
Author's Notes:
Written in the Villanelle form for a contest on  You take twelve fruits and just have fun.
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Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on August 5, 2010 12:36:01 PM Report
Oh, this is too cute!  I love it.  I can see it now!
Comment By: FreeAndrew on November 27, 2009 09:50:22 AM Report
this was a lot of fun - my first read of your work - not at all familiar with the villanelle form, but i love the image you've painted - kind of like a fruit of the loom underwear commerical gone bad!  It's also great how you have fruits so similar square off against one another - peaches are great, but not if you don't like the fuzz!  a true award-winner
Comment By: FreeMoon Fairy on December 2, 2008 03:50:01 PM Report
Excellent write! I love it! =o)
Congratulations on this original piece, witty-witty!

Comment By: FreeJennifer on December 2, 2008 01:22:02 PM Report
oh ya congrats!

Comment By: FreeJennifer on December 2, 2008 01:21:50 PM Report
what a fruitfilled write! I like a villanelle!

Comment By: PremiumMary Lou Allen on December 2, 2008 11:30:41 AM Report
Strange things can happen around midnight. Congratulations on the award. Good work. ML
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on December 1, 2008 05:40:58 PM Report
This so deserves the Feature Poem Award -- so original and such fun!!! 


Lady D

Comment By: PremiumDavid Turner on November 25, 2008 02:45:10 PM Report
This is just so brilliant! - I have never read a funny villanelle before - I think that this must be the first ever. Absolutely hilarious - lets have more.



Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on November 23, 2008 11:38:30 PM Report
This is charming with a capital CHAR, Pen...So funny and clever...This needs to be subbed for "Featured."...GREAT stuff...So original...len
Comment By: FreeHarold Ham McLelland on August 26, 2008 08:20:10 PM Report
Enormously funny!!!  I may know a couple of those fruits...

From now on I will be looking suspiciously at the farmers market on the corner if I am ever driving by around midnight...


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