What do i do all day?...searching through the ER charts,
And what do the doctors see...examining all those body parts?
Cephalgia, torticollis, priapism, epistaxis, and racing hearts,
Cellulitis, hematuria, otitis media, lots of pus, and smelly farts.
What did the Dr. order...an Xray, ultrasound, or EKG?
Yes, it makes a difference...a difference in the fee.
Every patient is unique, as you will quickly see,
Even tho they're all instructed...here's a cup, go pee!
Did i code the lumbar puncture, accu checks, and blood patch?
Dont forget the IVPs and piggybacks...with stop times hard to catch.
Wish i could read the nursing notes...it looks more like chicken scratch,
For Pete's sake, will you choose a level and finish with this batch!!!
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