Well, it's official
Our boy has come out
Or has he?
Or is he?
Maybe he's still playing all of you
May this whole big confession cover story is just part of the game
I know the truth
I always have
I could even tell you
If I really, really wanted to
But I don't and I won't
At least not now
Not quite yet
Can't you all see
The truth is as plain as day
Me and him
We've been in on this together
Ever since day 1
We've had every step including his shocking coming out party planned
All to launch the career of the next musical megastar
And it's working
Lord, sweet lord, how well it is working
Got all our hard work paying off at last
Scored that huge cover and a multi-million dollar record deal
Yeah, I'd say that for me and my secretly straight honey, life could't be better
Can hardly wait for what's soon to come next
The book and the movie detailing in full the story of how we pulled it all off
So tell me
How many of you can we count on standing in line to buy a ticket?
2009 Ramona Thompson
Note-just fiction or is it?