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Author Name: FreeMarkS 4 Comments
Date Added: October 07, 2009 19:10:12 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Nasty Monkey Poop

Nasty Monkey Poop

Nibblin on peanuts
Scratchin my big butt.
I might need to check my loincloth for fleas.
The apes think I've gone blind,
When I swing on my vine,
'Cause when I start scratching I don't watch for trees!

Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
Feels like a rhino is sniffin' my butt!
I broke my knee crashing into that tree!
And I think...I should'a stayed in my hut!

Woke up in the congo,
With a face full of guano.
Wish I had a napkin at moments like this.
What's more, do you know what?
Think I taste a peanut,
There's something familiar that I almost missed!

Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
On second thought, this poop might be mine!
I'd trade my spleen for some Listerine!
Why the heck...did I let go that vine???

I'm no longer a swinger,
George gonna be a singer.
Sing karaoke at my own jungle place.
I sing for the monkeys
The tigers and donkeys.
Hey! What in the heck just hit George in the face???

Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
I guess those chimpanzees hated my song.
With poop in my eye I can't even cry!
And I think...they put a snake in my thong.

I'm sick of this crap, I'm ready to snap!
How can life...go so horribly wrong???
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Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on October 7, 2009 09:12:43 PM Report
How, it's easy.  "George, of the jungle" I presume?  It describes him very well.  Nice to know someone beside me gets the wrong end of the stick once in a while.   Seriously, other than a few flow problems I liked it.  Cute.  Sort of lays out ones life so they know what it is going to be like.
Comment By: FreeMicky McMaster on October 7, 2009 09:00:21 PM Report
Life can be funny that way...   lol

as always,well done



Comment By: FreeAngelface on October 7, 2009 07:58:35 PM Report
lol,you are a hoot, Mr Mark!  You did a brrrraaaavvvvooooo job on this write! Another fantastic write! I love humor!!



Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on October 7, 2009 07:56:42 PM Report

Mark:  thanks for a good laugh!!!

Lady Dragonwyck


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