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Author Name: Freeoldguy 2 Comments
Date Added: December 07, 2009 20:12:45 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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There is No Such Thing as a Fat Free Cookie

There is no such thing as a fat free cookie.

No matter how many I try.

No matter how many I eat.

Doesn't matter what plate they are on.

Doesn't matter whether I eat them with

white milk, or chocolate.

Decaf coffee, or high octane.

Sugared cookie, or sprinkled.

Peanut butter, or oatmeal.

No matter what the product sticker claims.

They all produce fat on me.

Author's Notes:
Iím Santa.  What more can I say?
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Comment By: FreeDamon D. Brewer on December 11, 2009 02:03:58 AM Report
I have heard of low calorie, but not no fat cookie, so I think you are correct.  Loved the poem Gene.
Comment By: FreeAlfred on December 10, 2009 10:57:04 PM Report
I eat too many cookies and I love them. My cholesterol is too high. Sure can relate to your poem.


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