two sniffer dogs
at the front door
we just received a call
from suite 100
a strong scent of "burning rope"
coming from this building
its a long story...
sor-r-ry officer, i-i-t's not what yu-you think
she was just heating an herb bag
in the microwave
to soothe sore muscles
it got a little too hot
now it stinks to high heaven...
i-i-it's not what yu-you think
likely story ma'am...
you'll have to come with us
they left reciting the miranda rights and
entering the small purple bag
someone at the front desk was heard mumbling
it's always the quiet, innocent ones...