it's not what you think by Linda Jo

		Author Name: sheedreams	5 Comments
		Date Added: December 12, 2009 18:12:22	Average Score: (Needs 2)
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it's not what you think

two sniffer dogs

at the front door

we just received a call

from suite 100

a strong scent of "burning rope"

coming from this building

its a long story...

sor-r-ry officer, i-i-t's not what yu-you think

she was just heating an herb bag

in the microwave

to soothe sore muscles

it got a little too hot

now it stinks to high heaven...

i-i-it's not what yu-you think

likely story ma'am...

you'll have to come with us

they left reciting the miranda rights and

entering the small purple bag

into evidence

someone at the front desk was heard mumbling

it's always the quiet, innocent ones...

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	Comment By: Peter Sammylin on December 13, 2009 07:50:39 PM	Report
	Hey Linda, I am feeling sorry for the poor little lady just simply warming up some innocent herb mix for her pains, people in charge are over doing their duty's it seems. Enjoyed your work as always! Greetings: Peter Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Tanya Harrison on December 13, 2009 07:21:45 PM	Report
	Cute one. Those sniffers will catch anything. No telling how purses my four-legged clients have chewed through to get to a spare granola bar or piece of fruit hidden in my purse. Cool poem. Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: She Whispers on December 13, 2009 12:36:52 AM	Report
	you just never know??? Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Harold Ham McLelland on December 12, 2009 07:53:37 PM	Report
	Shame on you and your small purple bag... Did you at least get a frisk out of the deal??? LOL!!! Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Barbara Demasson on December 12, 2009 07:40:28 PM	Report
	Yah gotta watch those quiet ones...even wheat bags aren't safe around them!! laughs This is dawg gone cute...I'm grinning because of the visual of the "innocent" face being led away with a noticable limp as her aching hip cries out for the bag from the microwave. Oh gosh darn anyway...even the innocent are guilty until proven otherwise. Gotta love the justice system eh...I wonder what the sentence might be for popping microwave popcorn? I've got a craving for popcorn but I've got an innocent face...I best not take a chance. lol This is so cute Linda...thanks for sharing. ~Barbara~ slipping Linda a "Get out of jail free card" Respond To This Comment