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Author Name: Premiumsheedreams 5 Comments
Date Added: December 12, 2009 18:12:22 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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it's not what you think
two sniffer dogs
at the front door
we just received a call
from suite 100
a strong scent of "burning rope"
coming from this building
its a long story...
sor-r-ry officer, i-i-t's not what yu-you think
she was just heating an herb bag
in the microwave
to soothe sore muscles
it got a little too hot
now it stinks to high heaven...
i-i-it's not what yu-you think
likely story ma'am...
you'll have to come with us
they left reciting the miranda rights and
entering the small purple bag
into evidence
someone at the front desk was heard mumbling
it's always the quiet, innocent ones...
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Comment By: FreePeter Sammylin on December 13, 2009 07:50:39 PM Report
Hey Linda,

I am feeling sorry for the poor little lady just simply warming up some innocent herb mix for her pains, people in charge are over doing their duty's it seems.  Enjoyed your work as always!

Greetings: Peter
Comment By: FreeTanya Harrison on December 13, 2009 07:21:45 PM Report
Cute one.  Those sniffers will catch anything.  No telling how purses my four-legged clients have chewed through to get to a spare granola bar or piece of fruit  hidden in my purse.  Cool poem.
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on December 13, 2009 12:36:52 AM Report
you just never know???
Comment By: FreeHarold Ham McLelland on December 12, 2009 07:53:37 PM Report
Shame on you and your small purple bag...  Did you at least get a frisk out of the deal???  LOL!!!
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on December 12, 2009 07:40:28 PM Report
Yah gotta watch those quiet ones...even wheat bags aren't safe around them!! *laughs* This is dawg gone cute...I'm grinning because of the visual of the "innocent" face being led away with a noticable limp as her aching hip cries out for the bag from the microwave. Oh gosh darn anyway...even the innocent are guilty until proven otherwise. Gotta love the justice system eh...I wonder what the sentence might be for popping microwave popcorn? I've got a craving for popcorn but I've got an innocent face...I best not take a chance. *lol* This is so cute Linda...thanks for sharing.


~Barbara~ *slipping Linda a "Get out of jail free card"*


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