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Date Added: February 05, 2011 22:02:13 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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What's the Buzz on Red Wine?
Lovers of red wine must know something
about the miracle molecule; resveratrol.
Grapes sown on the cool hills of France
with just the right amount of rainfall...
Experts say it's good for longevity,
fighting cancer...a real cure-all.
It lowers blood pressure, cholesterol,
protects the heart, but that's not all...
Builds stronger bones, keener eyesight,
better balance, and wow!... Instant recall.
When it comes to the real buzz on red wine,
there might be only one very tiny pitfall...
One too many glasses might make you speak
with a red neck Southern D-r-a-w-w-l.
Author's Notes:
This year, do you want to discover the secret to your fountain of youth? A magazine at the health food store recommended a supplement containing resveratrol, an anti-aging antioxidant.  A unique formula featuring grapes from the south of France contains just the right amount...without the pitfalls.  One dose of resveratrol-forte contains as much resveratrol as 80 bottles of red wine!  Here's to a long and happy is your choice which source of resveratrol is for you...
no offense to the one speaking with the red neck Southern Drawl...just teasing an old friend with a friendly poke in the ribs.
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Comment By: Freejamieson steele on February 6, 2011 03:30:58 AM Report

Linda Jo,

   I've seen firsthand the effects of high quality resveratol.

High quality means [for reservatol] $120/bottle of 30 caps.

It works. It seems to be better than plastic surgery.


Eyes lose their wrinkles.

Your mental acuity & outlook

for your enviroment & its wonders

is greatly improved.

You actually become exhilerated

& calmed by life


 perception & vision

 due to a nutrient not a drug.


The person is 40 years of age. Excellent shape.

However, the person stopped taking the nutrient.

Wrinkles came back.

Outlook basically, what happened?


A nutrient is not the foundation fo youth.

However, it is better than plastic surgery

and after all,

health is the key to happiness & long life.

All the best,


PS: I take the nutrient as an antioxidant.

Also, I like one (1) or two (2) Brazil nuts/day.

Comment By: TrialTerri on February 5, 2011 10:45:07 PM Report
Wow, reveratrol is a busy little substance isn't it! It's sounds like it's a good thiing, Ya'll.
Comment By: FreeRobert on February 5, 2011 10:29:27 PM Report
I like this LJ it is a fun write and what you have written contains more than a grain of truth----- and about that redneck friend--- I know it ain't me ma cher!
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on January 10, 2010 01:13:09 PM Report
Nothing wrong with a redneck southern drawl...didn't know there was wine involved

Informative telling piece...ONE (count 'em) glass of the right red wine a day is benificial to your health...wouldn't stay too long with the wine thinking you are doing yourself a favor though...could be just fooling yourself...especially if you don't have the right kind of wine.



Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on January 10, 2010 10:35:20 AM Report
Linda Jo:  and I have been buying "black cherry extract" to aid my health!!!  The Red Wine extract sounds like a lot more fun for your money.    Loved the last lines........


Lady D

Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on January 10, 2010 10:07:06 AM Report
Well it must be the red wine... My muse really gets romantic!!
Truth in the wine....they say...
Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on January 10, 2010 08:34:53 AM Report
Don't drink, can't relate anymore.            But I used to the "Red Neck part anyway.
Cute             Gene
Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on January 10, 2010 04:16:44 AM Report
I must be healthy wealthy and wise

If I believe what it is you contrive

Linda Jo its Red Wine

Though I admit its Devine

Just one sip and my muse seems to thrive.


Heh Heh~Graham.


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