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Author Name: ModeratorJillian Alexis 2 Comments
Date Added: April 11, 2010 11:04:30 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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My mother took me shopping,
to buy a brand new dress; 
It was quite embarassing,
her hair was such a mess.
It looked just like a Beehive,
with a birds nest on the top;
She didn't have a bra on,
and boy did they flop.
She left her teeth at home,
sitting in their cup;
She looked just like a lizard,
with a much shorter haircut.
And then to top it off,
boy did she have gas;
I thought the lady helping us,
would ask for a gas mask.
The mustache on her upper lip,
she forgot to wax;
I'll never go with her again,
I will not even ask.
Author's Notes:

This is about my mother-in-law.

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Comment By: PremiumHOPE on April 12, 2010 06:47:58 PM Report
Lol Jillian this is a riot.  I have been embarrassed by my mother but I'm not sure it's been this bad, but it was bad at times.

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on April 11, 2010 11:54:51 AM Report
Jillian:  oh my --- do I SO  UNDERSTAND!!!!  Great write and thanks for this one --


Lady D


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