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Author Name: Freebarbinar 6 Comments
Date Added: July 04, 2010 12:07:38 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Thoughts on the Hereafter
I've heard that some people won't swat a fly
because they believe in reincarnation;
but when I saw that pest in my plate,
my self-control just took a vacation.
If some 'Aunt Susie' walked on my food
with dirty, germ-ridden feet,
I wouldn't hesitate to let her have it
with a rolled-up scandal sheet.
So if that fly was 'Aunt Susie',
I figure she got what she deserves;
she might as well learn sooner than late
to stay out of my preserves!
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeDamon D. Brewer on September 16, 2010 08:44:36 PM Report
Well she got just what she deserves walking around on your preserves that way.  Great work Barb!

 

Damon

Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on July 15, 2010 11:08:53 AM Report
OMG....this was hilarious~!!.....Cute thoughts about dear Aunt Susie, (May her reincarnated soul rest...*smile*)....Loved this~!
Margaret....a chum in words~!

Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 5, 2010 07:58:21 AM Report
Oh...How I hate flies they just make me mad!! There nasty creatures....!!Great poem dear lady....
Comment By: Freemandate on July 4, 2010 06:22:28 PM Report
Barbara,

 

The funniest thing I've read in a while. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

 

Manny

Comment By: FreeRobert on July 4, 2010 01:36:32 PM Report
Oh I loved this  brought a smile it did!
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on July 4, 2010 01:02:30 PM Report
Oh my!! Aunt Suzie should NOT have stepped THERE! This was so funny...I loved it. Sure enough...roll up that scandal sheet and let whomever have it. Dawg gone dirty feet anyway!!! *LMAO*

~Barbara D.~





 


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