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Author Name: Freebarbinar 2 Comments
Date Added: August 19, 2010 09:08:41 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Let the Extrovert Speak
The next time you get up
in front of God and everybody,
just remember, I tried to warn you;
SNAFU is the Devil's hobby.

There you are, right up front,
standing before a crowd;
so what do you do, how do you cope
when your stomach growls out loud?

Or something snaps in your inner regions
when some elastic somewhere lets go;
or maybe your uppers decide to turn loose
as you expound on some subject, you know.

I've seen it happen too many times,
so if I have my d'ruthers,
I'll just sit here with my teeth in my mouth
and leave the embarrassment to others. 
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Comment By: FreeMoonStar on August 20, 2010 03:16:14 AM Report
Barbara you are a gem.. This was perfection.. lol  Keep them coming..


Moonie xx  

Comment By: FreeRobert on August 19, 2010 10:44:19 AM Report
Another! You are in rare form this day thank you so much for the smile you gave to me I needed one. 


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