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Author Name: FreeLaPoeta 6 Comments
Date Added: September 24, 2010 15:09:44 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Have you ever?

Have you ever

…Driven a car naked?

…Had to climb out a window to avoid a problem?

…Got drunk and embarrassed yourself?

…Wanted to buy something but didn’t have money at the checkout?

…Have a person say your name and talk to you but you didn’t know who they were?

…Get dressed in a hurry; leave the house only to hear someone say did you know your______?

 

 

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Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on November 27, 2012 04:35:14 PM Report
I have done some crazy things but none of the above!! Smilessss
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on October 9, 2010 06:02:00 PM Report
I have experienced all opf the above, including driving naked.Those seats were COLD!!!
Comment By: FreeLinda Jo on September 25, 2010 10:56:58 AM Report
Steve, you have certainly drawn the reader out on this one...you've upped the ante on, "what is your most embarrassing moment?"  I feel compelled to answer...along with the laughter...

1. no never...I've never even gotten naked in a car...

2. no, but someone with me did and if I had any sense I would have quickly followed.

3. many times...way younger days

4. oh yeah, just this week.

5. on rare occasions...the opposite is true about me, I am the one talking to someone who I can see is trying to place me.  it's fun to drop hints and watch their facial expressions.

6. I put on navy stockings with a black outfit one time..oh embarrassing!  it was winter and i had to take them off and go bare legged to a dress-up occasion.

 

ok, here's one for you ...have you ever set off the security alarm at work trying to disarm the alarm?

thanks for the giggle...

Comment By: FreeMichelle on September 24, 2010 11:08:46 PM Report
This made me smile good stuff

Michelle

Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on September 24, 2010 10:30:44 PM Report
Only one ... "Have a person say your name and talk to you but you didn’t know who they were?"
 ... I knew that I knew the person, but could not figure out who they were.
Good questions though.
Gene
Comment By: FreePeter Sammylin on September 24, 2010 08:37:24 PM Report
Hello Lapoeta,

Some very funny lines were written here!  You had me chuckle allot while reading and of one i can honestly say i'm guilty of: I sat in the bus once and a person came to sit near me and said "hi, how are you?"  I told him i was fine but to this day i still do not know who he is.

Greetings: Peter




 


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