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Author Name: Freequeens1 1 Comments
Date Added: June 28, 2011 18:06:40 Average Score: (Needs 1)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
What NOT to Wear
Something I would never, ever wear,
for Halloween or even on a dare,
letters on my seat
sewn on, oh so neat
drawing attention to my derriere!
Author's Notes:
In a moment of people watching at my job.
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Comment By: FreeJai Garg on June 30, 2011 09:39:31 AM Report
Lol lol lol; 

Do men wish and watch for the slip?

Bottoms down as their thumbs pull up!

Either way it is fun if the eyes are shut,

As observers watch the yields for free.



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