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Author Name: Freeramonathompson 1 Comments
Date Added: August 03, 2011 11:08:12 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Highway To Jail

  Rewrite of Ac/Dcs' Highway To Hell

Girl, your behavior is makin' me queasy
Wonder if ever again you'll be free
Got yet another season ticket
For yet another criminal drive
Honey, if you ain't careful
Gonna amount to nothing
So sad you just can't leave trouble be
Walkin' tough with wannabe gangsta stride
Babe, just ain't no good reason or rhyme
Livin' a life of crime
Isn't there anything better you wanna do
Then waste your life
Doin' all that time
Ain't got no real friends in there
You know that's true
Endless, girl
It seems....
You're on the highway to jail
On that highway to the county jail
Highway to jail
You're on the highway to jail
Gotta start seeing
Obeying  life's little stop signs
Don't be in such a rush
To beat that speed limit
Girl, you just gotta slow it down
No need to be such a wheel
Always spinnin' it
Outta control
Keep this  up
And maybe I won't stick around
Look so sweet in satin
Not so much when you got those prison blues
Actin' so buff
Struttin' your stuff like a man
Gettin' me fed up
Baby, what are we gonna tell your mama
Give that poor woman an attack
Send her on her way
To the promised land
If you don't stop
You're on the highway to jail
On that highway to the county jail
Highway to jail
You're on the highway to jail
Darlena, better listen to me
Yeah, yeah, owww
You're on the highway to jail
Back on that  doomed highway to jail
You're on the highway to that county jail
You're on the highway to jail
Highway to jail
Highway to jail
Really baby I don't mean to yell
But really....
You're on the highway to jail
And no I ain't stickin' around
To go down
All the way down
With you on that highway to jail
That doomed highway to the county jail
2011 Ramona Thompson   
Author's Notes: pic included. I know this woman and care all too much about her.
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Comment By: FreeTomahawk on August 3, 2011 12:44:05 PM Report

Sounds like one of my ex's! lol. Hey, fine job on the rewrite of the original Ac/Dc tune. I can dig it.




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