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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: September 23, 2011 19:09:07 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Half a man
My dog bit off my wiener and had it for a snack.
Now he's digesting it and I'll never get it back.
People tell me to go on with my life but I don't think I can.
How can I go on with my life when I'm only half a man?
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Comment By: FreeTomahawk on September 23, 2011 11:38:08 PM Report

Leave us hope so! (shivers)


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