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Author Name: FreeLaPoeta 6 Comments
Date Added: October 05, 2011 16:10:05 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
I Was Just Wondering

When did an unlikable person become a horse’s ass?  

Who determined that cats have nine lives?  Not eight or ten but nine.

If you’re a monkey’s uncle where do the rest of the relatives fit in to the family tree?

Are Harleys and vacuums the only things that have a place for a dirt bag?

Why is it that you can pick your nose and pick your friends but you can’t pick your friend’s nose?

When fish swim in a school do they really learn anything?


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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on October 7, 2011 05:55:06 PM Report
"Are Harleys and vacuums the only things that have a place
for a dirt bag?"

That is more than precious, Shady..I once went to a friend's birthday party where EVERYONE but me had a chopped hog. I had a stock 750 Honda. My friend introduced me by saying, "He rides a Honda, but he's cool." At the end of the party, everyone cranked their choppers, holding lengthy conversations as they did so, knowing their bikes bikes were not going to start until the felt like it. I pushed my start button and drove away.

Sadly, my friend, Kurt, died in an accident not too long after. His forks were so long, he couldn't get out of the way of an oncoming truck....len

Comment By: PremiumHOPE on October 6, 2011 02:54:35 AM Report
OMG this is so great.  I loved it.  You have a terrific sense of humor.  This is a keeper.  Tina
Comment By: FreeMary on October 6, 2011 12:27:26 AM Report
lolol i loved it
Comment By: FreeMoonStar on October 5, 2011 11:16:11 PM Report
Hahahahaha. like oh my gosh Steve, this was fabulous! Your words always plagued me, and the answers hmmm, not a clue. Loved it!!!! Keep them coming..

Moonie xx

Comment By: FreeHenry M. on October 5, 2011 07:03:08 PM Report
LOL, these are the questions that have plagued human kind for centuries Steve! Wonder on my friend.   Henry
Comment By: FreeDean on October 5, 2011 05:44:03 PM Report
Hmmm, Steve, you've asked some fundamental questions with simplicity. Though, answers would be challenging. Well done. 


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