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I used to like those "J" men,
we met at the bar quite a lot.
They made me feel so good,
but into all kinds of trouble I got.
You see, Johnny was a redneck,
he liked it when things got bad.
Would pick a fight with anyone,
just to see if they got mad.
Now Jim was a good ole boy,
took his time when it got rough.
Don't push him too far though,
because man he was tough.
Jack he was a gentleman,
but he could get real mean.
That bar would be in shambles,
you should see what I have seen.
Then there's always Jose,
he was my man on the side.
My best friend he could be,
but he took me for a ride.
I don't date these men anymore,
I've found me an Irish lad.
He goes by Jameson,
shown me the best time I've had. | 
