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Author Name: PremiumByronBabe 8 Comments
Date Added: June 02, 2012 10:06:42 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Free Verse
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My "J" Men
I used to like those "J" men,
we met at the bar quite a lot.
They made me feel so good,
but into all kinds of trouble I got.
You see, Johnny was a redneck,
he liked it when things got bad.
Would pick a fight with anyone,
just to see if they got mad.
Now Jim was a good ole boy,
took his time when it got rough.
Don't push him too far though,
because man he was tough.
Jack he was a gentleman,
but he could get real mean.
That bar would be in shambles,
you should see what I have seen.
Then there's always Jose,
he was my man on the side.
My best friend he could be,
but he took me for a ride.
I don't date these men anymore,
I've found me an Irish lad.
He goes by Jameson,
shown me the best time I've had.
Author's Notes:
An old one I tweaked, just for fun.
For those who don't drink whiskey, these men would be Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.
My man on the side is Jose Cuervo.
My Irish lad is Jameson Irish Whiskey.
Hope you got a laugh.
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Comment By: PremiumDan J. Mazurek on January 18, 2017 07:26:50 AM Report

I glad you told me their last names young lady... a laugh from the stinkers here at work looking over my shoulder heard me laugh.

thank you


Comment By: Premiumjohn j. carey on October 27, 2012 05:35:47 PM Report
Kym, I know very little about these J men ,so this was educational for me and humorous, well written. john
Comment By: FreeHenry M. on June 23, 2012 01:02:59 PM Report
Lol, you know what they say Kym, let the "Spirits" move you!  Hugs,   Henry
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on June 4, 2012 03:02:53 PM Report
My old pal, Jim Beam-Private Dick, says he LOVED this one! In do I. What a fun poem, kid...Unca Jen. :o)
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on June 4, 2012 09:52:44 AM Report
Me Irish eyes are a smilin, after reading this Kym, great piece!
Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on June 4, 2012 04:13:20 AM Report
Excellent love these kind of poems that keep you guessing very well written indeed and in my favourite rhyming scheme,thoroughly enjoyed reading Kymberly ~Graham.
Comment By: FreeTomahawk on June 2, 2012 11:07:52 AM Report

I was familiar with ALL those lads....perhaps far too much, especially John Daniels. I say John, because when you've known him as long as I have.... lol.



Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on June 2, 2012 10:44:05 AM Report
I had to quit drinking -- it was a problem for me.  But I'll raise a glass of grape soda to you and your happy poem!  --David


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