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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: August 28, 2012 14:08:31 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
I didn't fart!
You were the one who got this started.
You blamed it on me when you farted.
What you did to me really demeans.
You farted after eating five bowls of chili with beans.
Your fart was so smelly that some people hit the floor.
The rest jumped out the window and headed toward the door.
Now people hate me because your farts are so smelly.
You ticked me off so much that I kicked you in the belly.
You don't realize the trouble that you've got me in.
I'll kick your ass if you blame a fart on me again!
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