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Author Name: PremiumDr Fogg 3 Comments
Date Added: October 24, 2012 14:10:24 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Poultry pandemonium


Poultry pandemonium.


A Cockerel, one day crossed the road

And did it in most spaced out mode

He’d been on crystal meth

Which resulted in death

So much for the HIGHway code.


Then a hen crossed the road with a cluck

But she really was pushing her luck

Though cars swerved to avoid

They were really annoyed

But she didn’t give a …damn.


So crossing the road for a chicken

Is no time to start corn picking

Though the kerb they may hug it

They’ll be crushed to a nugget

Then they’ll be just "finger licking”.

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Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on October 26, 2012 12:29:44 AM Report
Glad you cleaned that up.  I'd hate to see a poem like this censored.  This is good.  Did you ever find out why the chicken crossed the road in the first place?  Very nice.  I needed a good laugh just now.


Comment By: FreeAdri on October 25, 2012 04:50:13 AM Report
LOL  Now we know the age old question... Why did the chicken cross the road. Hopefully not to become finger liking good chicken. 
Very entertaining 


Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on October 24, 2012 03:26:36 PM Report


a cute story to make one smile...nothing like Finger Licking Chicken...

 THanks for your kind commenst on my poems...

 Always ~ She Whispers


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