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Author Name: FreeTomahawk 7 Comments
Date Added: November 22, 2012 20:11:21 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Half Baked Alaska
I lived my whole life in Nebraska
but I hope my girlfriend, if I ask'a
would move with me, up to Alaska!
That's all....
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Comment By: PremiumMary Lou Allen on November 25, 2012 03:57:19 PM Report
Very clever. Don't think I could brave Alaska. I get scared when the temperature drops below 50. Good luck to you, though. ML
Comment By: PremiumShawn on November 24, 2012 06:42:13 PM Report
Very funny!


Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on November 23, 2012 10:10:52 AM Report


Comment By: PremiumHarry William Harborne on November 23, 2012 03:27:06 AM Report
Reminds me of an old Pat Boone redord, What did Delaware Boys what did Delaware""I don't know but Alaska"  Very amusing Len,    Your old China,   Bill  (China plate = Mate)
Comment By: FreeAdri on November 23, 2012 01:40:05 AM Report
Very quirky, I like this. LOL 

Comment By: FreeHenry M. on November 22, 2012 09:13:55 PM Report
LOL, Len this was very well put together and very funny.   Henry
Comment By: FreeKymberly Donn on November 22, 2012 08:32:57 PM Report
LOL!!! This is simply a riot! Well done Len, well done indeed!



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