If you want the advice of and older man
Then smoke and drink as much as you can
Eat all the thing they tell you, you shouldn’t
Do all the things a health freak wouldn’t
For frankly the alternative stinks for you
Incontinence, flatulence, impotence too
Having your bum wiped by immigrant labour
Is hardly a prospect that one should savour.
Sat in a chair only able to dribble
Eating soft food co’s you can’t even nibble
No get up and go, no more will to fight
Bugger that chum, best go out like a light.