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Author Name: PremiumDr Fogg 7 Comments
Date Added: January 13, 2013 08:01:57 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Age Concern
 
 
 
 
Age Concern.

 

If you want the advice of and older man

Then smoke and drink as much as you can

Eat all the thing they tell you, you shouldn’t

Do all the things a health freak wouldn’t

 

For frankly the alternative stinks for you

Incontinence, flatulence, impotence too

Having your bum wiped by immigrant labour

Is hardly a prospect that one should savour.

 

Sat in a chair only able to dribble

Eating soft food co’s you can’t even nibble

No get up and go, no more will to fight

Bugger that chum, best go out like a light.

 

 

~

 

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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on April 10, 2013 10:21:50 PM Report
I couldn't agree with you more, mate. The cold, hard fact is, few of us are going to last a ten decades. Lauren Bacall  hassmoked like a chimney all her life, and she's almost a hundred. Bogie died of cancer many moons ago. I would rather go out doing the things that give me pleasure, than to buy another twenty years by living in fear of doing anything unhealthy. I could say a lot more about this subject.....len
Comment By: PremiumDavid Turner on January 14, 2013 06:47:52 PM Report

I agree absolutely. If its a choice between three pints a day for the next ten years or ten dry years followed by ten years in the granny farm I am going to go out in style:-)

 

Dave

Comment By: FreeDean on January 14, 2013 04:58:35 PM Report
LOL, 17 more years and I will probably consider listening to this grandpa :)))))))))) good job Dr Fogg 
Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on January 14, 2013 07:04:25 AM Report
I often think this myself a mis-spent youth does say something when faced with this sort of crap (enjoy it while you are able) I now have Sapho and never for one moment saw that coming,its been a life altering experience believe me,anyway I loved this humourous look at the way we behave,best laugh in ages,thankyou~Graham.
Comment By: FreeAlistair Muir on January 14, 2013 01:40:01 AM Report

LOL -- I am on so many pills I rattle having a dump!  This is just wonderful Bill and so very true -- long life to you -- cheers!

 

Alistair

Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on January 13, 2013 10:18:09 AM Report
Hahaha.  Only you could write a poem like this!  The ridiculous thing is you're probably right!   David
Comment By: FreeTomahawk on January 13, 2013 09:02:40 AM Report


Do not got gently into that good night!


 


Len





 


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