"Press the button! Press the button NOW”
The scientists watched the black hole forming
"Jesus ! We have to stop this, some how”.
After years of failure the Hadron accelerator
Actually began to do its stuff
But predictions of disaster soon
Proved to be true enough.
Professor Von Schittipants
Even pulled the plug out from the wall
But much to his dismay
It had no effect at all.
The cleaning lady, Hilda
Said "I told you not to mess”
We’re all doomed, yes doomed
If this gadget’s a success.
Many did "a runner”
But never made it to their cars
The universe imploded
Because man’s a stupid arse.