Today Is: Sunday, May 09, 2021 01:35 PM. Our Topic of the Week: Memories

Check our Help area first!

Comments? Suggestions?

Contact us now!

We like hearing feedback from members on how to improve the site!

Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: January 23, 2016 18:01:17 Average Score: (Needs 2)
Views This Week
Members: 0
Unique Members: 0
Guests: 368
Total Views
Members: 4
Unique Members: 4
Guests: 517

Type: Rhyming
Category: General Add To Favorites | Text Only
You Won't Have Relations In My House
You're only fifteen years old, you will not have sexual relations under my roof.
You think you can do what you want but you can't and I'll give you the proof.
If you have relations with your boyfriend in my house, I'll send him to jail.
You won't even be able to kiss your boyfriend when he's locked in a cell.
You say that because this is the twenty-first century, you demand sexual privacy.
I'll ground you for a month if you don't shut up, you don't want to mess with me.
If you have relations with him under my roof, I'll call the cops.
If I catch the two of you having relations in my house, it's something I'll stop. 
Author's Notes:
This is a fictional poem but if I had a teenage daughter or son, it would be fact.
Report Offensive Poem.

'You Won't Have Relations In My House' Copyright © Randy Johnson
Copyright is property of the above author or group. Reproduction in whole or in part is strictly prohibited.
Click here if you feel this poem is in violation of a copyright.
Click here to send this poem to someone!

No comments


Check for Announcements.
on our Home page!

User poems are sometimes graced by images and textures stored on our site
courtesy of, Sandy Hradil, and Sherri Emily.

Welcome, Guest!

Become part of our
friendly community
of on-line writers!

Join today!
Forget Username or Password?

Members On Line: 0
Guests On Line: 91
Members in Chat: 0

Happy Birthday

We Thank You!

For your donations
and subscriptions!

Copyright © 2003-2021  All Rights Reserved. Use of this site is subject to certain
Terms of Service rules which constitute a legal agreement between you and
By providing links to other sites, neither approves of, endorses, or gurantees
any information, opinions, or products found on those sites. Users follow links at their own risk.