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Author Name: FreeDream Hearted Poet 0 Comments
Date Added: January 08, 2019 15:01:54 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Damn right I still beat my wife!

Damn right I still beat my wife

Every day when she causes me strife
I hit her with sticks
Smash her with bricks
I'm the best thing she has in her life 
Damn right I still beat my wife

Author's Notes:
for those women who can relate to men beating you up
me personally i don't ever hit a child or women
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