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Author Name: Freeshadowwriters 6 Comments
Date Added: December 02, 2003 18:12:24 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Whoa! Hey! Wait! You're Not A Cat!
Stupid silver siamese cat..
tore up the trash again!
I clean it up..put it back...
but somehow he still keeps getting in!
Well..this time I will fix him good..
so he'll stop getting at it.
I'm gonna break the siamese cat's..
garbage roaming habit!'s late, I'm in my pajamas..
when I hear that familiar sound.
Ah ha! I got you crazy cat...
but when I opened the door..nothing was around.
But..sure enough..there lay the trash again..
and the lingering thought of being beat he proved.
And just as I was about to clean it up..again..
all the sudden the bag began to move!
NOW I've got you..I thought aloud..
and across my face there went a grin.
There's no where for you to run to now..
let's let the games begin!
Quickly I removed the bag..
and dove down upon it just like that!
That's when I quickly realized too...
Whoa! Wait! Hey! You're not a cat!
By the time I had realized what it was..
it was too late to approach with caution.
I was sitting face to face...
with one huge garbage eating possum!
Well now I shot up off that porch..
scrambling back, don't you know.
Finding myself in the position I thought I'd had it...
with no place to go!
Well, it turned around snapping and snarling..
and across my bare feet it ran!
Whoa! Hey! Wait just a minute now!
THAT wasn't part of the plan!
And as it jumped around my legs...
I really started to shout.
There was no where to really go..
and I just wanted out!
Well..up onto the guard rail I flew..
in mid scream..full yell.
Ah, but you see it was old..didn't hold...
and from the 2nd story I fell. really didn't phase me much..
when I hit the ground with a crash.
I was just glad to get away from that possum...
next time..he can have the dang trash!
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Comment By: FreeDallas on March 28, 2006 05:02:47 PM Report
Comment By: FreeLeigh Star on December 19, 2003 01:50:37 AM Report
lmao that was hilarious!
great poem shadow!
i really enjoyed this!

Comment By: FreeMarinaJoann on December 5, 2003 12:36:21 PM Report
Nice to see your shadow emitting some colors...very humorous. Enjoyed this a lot.
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on December 3, 2003 04:40:07 PM Report
Comment By: FreeAngela on December 3, 2003 11:53:26 AM Report
Now thats i really liked that.
Comment By: FreeJake Winona on December 2, 2003 06:46:55 PM Report
I love it! hee, ill have to read this often


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