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Author Name: FreeMarkS 4 Comments
Date Added: January 20, 2010 05:01:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Me “N” My Soul
Me “N” My Soul


Just me “n” my soul,
Travelin’ together.
Me “n” my soul,

Here we are!

No over here!

Over here!

How about here?

Can you hear me now? Good!

Can you hear me now? Good!

Can you hear me now? Good!

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G o o d ! ! ! !


Why do you always get to do that part?
I don’t!
Yes you do.
No I don’t!!
Well, I’ve never got to do it,
And there are only two of us here!!
Excuse me?!
Are you calling me a liar?!
Yes! You’re a damn liar!
And you smell like a hamster!
Is that a rodent or a marsupial?
It’s a rodent Einstein!
Are we done yet?!
Will you please just die,
So I can get the hell out of here!
Shhhh!
What do you mean shhhh?!
I mean shhhh!
Someone’s reading.
What?! Why didn’t you tell me?!
I just did!!!
How do I look?
What?
How do I look?
Why?!
I wanna look good for the reader.
What???
I wanna look good for the reader.
The reader can’t see you, you idiot!!
They can’t?
No!!!
Oh.
Go to your room!!
But…
Now!!!!
Okay.
Geez!
What a knucklehead!!!
Anyway, like I was saying:

Just me “n” my soul,
Travelin’ together.
Me “n” my soul,

Here we are!

No over here!

Over here!

How about here?

Can you hear me now? Good!

Can you hear me now? Good!

Can you hear me now? Good!

C
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y
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G o o d ! ! ! !

See? You got to do it again!!!!
So????
So?? You’re a toad!!!!
Is that a reptile or an amphibian?
It’s a bloody amphibian you schmuck!!!
Oh, that’s good to know.
Ahhhh!! Why won’t you die??????
Hey!
What???
The reader can’t see you,
But they can still hear you.
They can?
Yesssss!
Why didn’t you tell me??
I just did!!!!
Did I sound okay?
What?
Did I sound okay?
NO!!!!!
You sounded like a damn poltergeist!!!!!!
Is that a ghost or a specter?
It’s a...How the hell should I know?????
It’s a specter Brainiac!!!
That’s it!!!! I can’t take it anymore!!!
Can’t take what?
You say it!!!!
Say what?
You know...the...the thing!!!
You want me to say the thing?
Just say it already!!!
Well...okay.

Just me “n” my body,
Travelin’ together.
Me “n” my body,

Here we are!

No over here!

Over here!

How about here?

Can you hear me now? Good!

Can you hear me now? Good!

Can you hear me now? Good!

C
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G o o d ! ! ! !

Satisfied?
Yes.
Good!!! Now what do you say?
Excuse me?
What do you say??
Um...I don't know. What am I supposed to say?
You're supposed to say thank you!!
Why?
Because I let you say the...the thing!
You never thank me when you get to say it.
Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!
You first.
First what???
If you say thank you first, I'll say it to.
No you won't!!
Yes I will...promise.
You're lying!!!
How about we say it at the same time?
Okay, on the count of three.
One...Two...Three!
Thank you!/Spank you!
YOU CHEATED!!!
No I didn't.
Yes you bloody well did!!! 
You said spank you!!
I did?
Yessssss!
Sorry. Oh is that the time?
Don't even think about it Casper!
Where does the time go?
Come back here!!!
Eh? Can't hear you;
It's way past my bed time,
and you know how I need my beauty rest.
I hate you!!!
Technically that means you hate yourself,
which explains a lot, believe you me.
Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!
Nighty night.

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeVictoria on December 29, 2003 12:06:35 PM Report
Excellent job! Very creative!
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on December 29, 2003 09:59:24 AM Report
MARK,
THIS IS SOME KIND OF POEM INTERESTING NO DOUBT..ALWAYS FRIENDS SHE
Comment By: FreeJennifer on December 29, 2003 09:47:43 AM Report
I really like this!!!
It is good to start your day off with a smile.
Thanks.
Jen
Comment By: on December 29, 2003 09:27:10 AM Report
You are lucky you only have two personalities occupying your soul Mark, it can get a little crowded in there!

Nice piece well written as always.




 


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