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Author Name: Freetimespell 1 Comments
Date Added: February 19, 2004 15:02:54 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Inside this old suitcase,there are threelarge shoe's.One's slightly worn,the other brand new.Next to the shoe's,lays a tatty bow tie,a fuzzy wig,with a gun by its side.I check the gun barrel,no cartridge is spent.So I rummage around,and find a bright coloured hat,iluminous waistcoat,with trousers to match.Now i'm feeling real puzzled,so I look for more clue's.and inside the waistcoat was the last,and final clue.A tear drenched letter saying!!~FROM ME TO YOU~I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT,TAKE IT ANYMOREYOU'VE BEEN LIKE A SON TO MEFOR TWENTY YEARS OR MORE.AS HARD AS I MIGHT TRYTHE SHOW CANNOT GO ON.I'M A ONE LEGGED VENTRILOQUIST TRYING TO RAISE A SON..
Author's Notes:
just playing around. don't no what made me think of this. It just seemed to write itself. oh well...ha,ha,ha
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Comment By: Freenanette on February 19, 2004 10:37:06 PM Report
Tee-hee, Lot's of giggles at the end!! Caught me by surprise!! I do love a mystery!
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