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Author Name: FreeJam 0 Comments
Date Added: May 14, 2004 07:05:36 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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No wurst, there is none (parody)
No wurst, there is none. Pickle's glass pitcher of leak,
Hunger pangs will, sounded at forepangs, louder ring.
Coriander, where, where is your seasoning?
Jamie, master of custard, where is your beef?
My cries groan, belly-long; cuddle that man, a chef
Hoe, veggie-sorrow; on an age-old glass-rim wince and singó
Then mull, then crust off. Craving had shrieked 'No ling-
ering! Let me be full: courses I must have three'.

Oh the rind, rind has mountains; cliffs of pork
Delightful, dear, no-man-fattened. Buy them cheap
For day who ne'er hungered here. For doughnuts our fork
Does glance to deal with steer or deer. Here! sheep,
Ketchup, under a condiment served on a wine bottle: uncork
For the appetite does spend and hunger dies with sleep.
Author's Notes:
Apologies to the late Gerard Manley Hopkins this is a parody on "No worst, there is none." which is one of the most brilliant poems I have ever read, but there was no food in the house, and yes it was another one conceived in the shower, heh ;)
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