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Author Name: FreeBug 4 Comments
Date Added: June 07, 2004 00:06:35 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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I Could Be Cute, But....
I could be cute, but...

Last time I went to the fashion store
People ran screaming out of the door

My lip gloss is runny and warm
It smells sweet and bees swarm

Mascara turns my eyeballs black
Cuz I stick the brush in my eyes, SMACK

I try to curl my eyelashes
But it's my eyelid it smashes

My high heels are way too tall
I sprain my ankles and I fall

The skirts are all too long or short
ButI look stupid in a little skort

I try to get a pedicure
But my toes come out worse than they were

No visors fit my head
Don't wear a hat? I'd rather be dead

But people scoff at my jeans
sometimes they are rather mean

My tee shirts don't rub off on them
And my capris I have to hem

To fashionize me wastes your time
OOOH, These jeans look good in lime!!
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeSabrina on January 4, 2005 10:25:27 PM Report
LOL! Your not that bad, Shanna.
~Elizabett
Comment By: FreeSabrina on January 4, 2005 10:25:13 PM Report
LOL! Your not that bad, Shanna.
Comment By: FreeAidan Jojhenson on June 13, 2004 09:56:32 PM Report
you twit- you're not that bad, but maybe more of a yellowish than a lime- I know your style- no just kidding... ;)
Aidan
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on June 7, 2004 11:14:23 AM Report
Shanna: this is so cute.....


Lady Dragonwyck




 


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