There’s a place I eat at three times a day
They’ve been open for 50 years they say.
You can have breakfast, lunch, dinner or a quick bite
The food has to be good … it’s cooked in sight.
Once they know you, the waitress will give you a kiss
The owner of course won’t, His name is Chris.
There’s Dana, Ronnie, Kim, Carol, Harriet, Cindy and Rita
Let’s not forget Sherri, if we do she’ll beat yah
The people are what make this place so appealing
They treat you real nice with warmth and feeling
I have lots of friends who go there just to meet
We’ll order the burger or sometimes the treat
They’ll give you abuse, you miss not being home
It’s great when your down and feeling alone.
George Bush has been there and eaten a great meal
That was before we gave him the President’s Seal
The counter is the place if there is a choice
With Steve, George, Roy, Alice, Tom and Joyce
They serve greasy fries, custard pies with coffee and tea
If you look in the corner you might even find me.
Its name is Howley’s on U.S. 1 Highway
When you order a meal ask for it your way.
Don’t expect ambiance or Savoir Faire
We enjoy it so much we don’t really care.