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Author Name: Freewilliamgoldenpen 14 Comments
Date Added: July 20, 2004 10:07:42 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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"Wot Spelchek?"
Throo the long dark nite,
The wind wisles lowd and stronk,
As the stars shon so brite.

Burds and batts fly and skreech,
Loking four there havn to reech.

Litning flashis akross the sky,
As thundr eksplodes and rols on bye,
And rane fawls like teers from yor ie.

Animls skury to get owt of the rane,
Bekose of the fluds on the desurt plane.

Onlie the mornin will bring releef,
But four tonite thay must sufer greef.

I karnt think of know mor two rite,
So four now ill sa goodnite!
Author's Notes:
Just a bit of fun!!
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeGlata on January 25, 2005 08:57:12 AM Report
William...
I wuz toadally brokun up wile reedin this! Such a beuteefool right ewe rote heer! Splle chkec? Hoo kneeds it!
Glaytuh
Comment By: FreeMary F. Charest on September 30, 2004 02:40:31 PM Report
This is so funny. LMAO! Didn't sea enny misteaks. Grate peace.
Merry
Comment By: FreeWilliam R. Sullens on July 29, 2004 08:56:54 PM Report
High TEX:
Wot waz yer poente n thess rite. Sum clevar wurds u yoused n composting thess poom. Think u vary mutch. Silvir Bills
Comment By: FreeReborn on July 27, 2004 10:28:44 PM Report
weeel, nase pooem thooough yoo haaad som speeelllling mistackes. Greeat poooem!
Comment By: FreeJeff on July 27, 2004 12:42:57 PM Report
Wonderful write William.
Truely exceptional.
Jeff
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on July 26, 2004 09:31:28 PM Report
Yoo no,Deespitte tha fackt thet yoo hadd a kaple ov mispelt werdz,thiss wus a lovlee poim...Redd Eeegl
Comment By: FreeGay Johnson on July 26, 2004 06:06:36 PM Report
HAHAHAHA. This is so funny. So much for modern convenience.
Gentle Dove
Comment By: FreeCandy on July 26, 2004 03:17:32 PM Report
LOL VERY CUTE!!

CANDY:)
Comment By: FreeMarian Mason on July 25, 2004 11:22:02 AM Report
This is so so funny,
Great write
Marian
Comment By: FreeWilliam Mae on July 21, 2004 02:18:42 PM Report
great poem William 1, it's weird how the mind un-scrambles misspelled words. thanks for commenting on "Old Sayings". good job

william mae
Comment By: FreePili Pubul on July 21, 2004 01:54:56 PM Report
Well I loved the content once i got over the spelling!! Good writing of birds and batts.
Comment By: FreeCeeCee on July 20, 2004 10:37:26 PM Report
Fantastic! Absolutely LOVED this!
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 20, 2004 03:51:46 PM Report
WILLIAM,
MY DEAR SWEET STUD MUFFIN!!
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN??
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT SOUTHERN COMFORT.??
.IT MESSES UP YOUR
HEAD AND MAKES YOU FUZZY??
YOUR KITTEN SHE
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on July 20, 2004 02:16:09 PM Report
William: Wow!! I feel like my poor tongue is swollen way out of bounds...and my mind is sorta blanking in and OUT!!!!


Lady Dragonwyck




 


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