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Author Name: Freewalshy 10 Comments
Date Added: August 04, 2004 16:08:06 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Big Frilly Knickers
She lay back with curlers in hair
A mud pack on her face, she was laying all to bare
Dressing gown lay open, she tried to lead him a merry dance
She winked at him seductively, he thought, 'Not a friggin' chance!'
Her teeth where in the cup, on the dresser, on her side of the bed
He thought, 'Now I wish I never tore down that shed!'
A toothless grin, she was now being coy
He was doing his best not to fall for her ploy
"Come now George, don't be shy"
With this phrase, his hopes, on the floor, he could now espy
He'd now be down at the pub playing checkers
If only he hadn't commented to her about those big frilly knickers
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Comment By: FreeShruti on February 15, 2006 11:20:37 PM Report
Hehehehe, this was brilliant!
Comment By: FreeStar on December 24, 2005 10:55:09 AM Report
Ever go swimmin' with bow legged wimmen too? This certainly set the mood for my day and put a smile on my face.

Comment By: FreeSavanahB on April 22, 2005 12:11:36 AM Report
I was missing talking to you lately so I came to read some classic Walshy silliness...and brother, did I find the silliness ROFL You're a hoot, I'm OK for awhile! LOL - Jude
Comment By: FreeMarian Mason on September 10, 2004 08:35:47 PM Report
Whats wrong with big frilly knickers then???(hands on hips -with ATTITUDE!!)
Great fun to read
Comment By: FreeGlata on August 30, 2004 09:36:04 AM Report
Better watch those toothless ones, Walshy! Especially the ones with BIG frilly knickers!
As Kelly said...might be better to drink alone, lol.

Giggling and grinning...

Ms. Glata Galore
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on August 24, 2004 06:09:02 AM Report
Absolutely crazy,Walshy!!! I just love them big frilly knickers.Yep...Your mouth can get you in some pretty strange situations, after a couple too many..How well I remember....len
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on August 18, 2004 05:59:54 AM Report
hahahahaha maybe this should go under "erotic!" hahahaha
Now where have I put my big frilly knickers???
Comment By: on August 7, 2004 10:54:38 AM Report
Hohohohoh!Interesting read for those of us approaching the latter chapters in our lives, I am sure she was passionate about him though Paul! After all who were the frillies for?

Grunman Bearcat is your fighter plane!
(But I cheated Paul, I thought it was a Thunderbolt!) Nice plane, a bit quicker than my Jaberoo Thruster, it flys at a sedate 70 miles an hour....
Comment By: Freejoia on August 5, 2004 10:14:49 AM Report
The knickers didn't give you a hint? I guess you could take solace in the fact that you'd probably lost in checkers, too. A great read, joia
Comment By: FreeJennifer on August 4, 2004 05:32:38 PM Report
he he he, teeth in a cup by the bed, = priceless... come and get it big daddy!!! At least he don't have to worry about teeth, she won't bite!!! ha ha ha!!!


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